I know a high school full of kids who will never look at Valentine’s day the same way again. Fuck this country.

I’d prefer chocolate, especially when the ring is that ugly and it comes with an obligation to Tommy Lee. Ugh.

One of the reasons why I left the profession (I was in print, not TV, for what it’s worth, so at least my shame wasn’t caught on camera) was because I just came to loathe the inhumane ways in which my bosses expected me to treat people. Here’s a prime example: We got a report into the office late one night about a…

Adoption is a thrilling truth I’ll pursue with all my might

That is exactly the line that made me gag. What does it mean? A thrilling truth? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

“Where you only see one mocking comment, it was then that I carried you” —moopidoo

I’ll do it for you. Can’t wait to see how Bristol Palin’s third try at abstinence works out!

No we shouldn’t be telling people to kill themselves.

FYI: For fans of 90's country, Daryle Singletary died today. The cause is still undetermined.

Kylie Jenner is way less concerned about her appearance now that she’s created a baby.

“Kylie Jenner is way less concerned about her appearance now that she’s created a baby.”

Not that I really needed another reason to boycot SBC’s films, but seriously: paying OJ Simpson for anything, and paying IN CASH is fucking sleazy.

What gets me is that she saw nothing wrong with publicising her ‘solution’. I’m not buying the whole emotional support animal thing - she wanted for whatever reason to travel with her hamster and told she couldn’t she killed it - that sounds like spite and attention seeking to me

I know the Jenner guys, and besides Brody, they all try to keep their heads down and stay out of it. Actually Burt has become quite a success on his own, as he runs the greatest dog care facility in my area, West LA Dogs. It rules and he’s a great guy.

.............yeah, but women with brains sometimes tag along with the pretty gals like Kim and Kristin for the reflected glow...........it’s fun, and they know they are the Smart One..............

Team Cattrall here.

Apparently, implying the possibility of African ancestry is damaging. Huh.

If you think a comment on the internet is “eroding” your ancestry, you must have a real frail grip on it.