I think it’s great that conservatives are such good shots they can murder dozens of people in one go.

Ugh. I hate Caitlyn Jenner so much. Never forget that she killed a woman while driving and got away with it.

Caitlyn is the only reason Scott Disick isn’t the most repellant member of that family.

I like playwrights that *don’t* die...

And here I thought that Shakespeare guy is doing an amazing job and getting recognized more and more.

I HATE that so much. My brother-in-law and his wife are evangelicals. He’s a cancer survivor and they like to tell people how he only survived due to the grace of God. It apparently had nothing at all to do with his excellent doctors and nurses.

Yeah I’m a terrible person, I hate trauma victims. That was my point thanks for getting it. As a kid, it was great when people said my younger sibling died because God needed him. I’m not mad at trauma victims, I’m mad at religious bullshit.

The relationship between black people and America is one that is eerily similar to that of Husband that beats his wife. 

The Mormon women I know tend to be very enthusiastic people, but they are sort of limited in what they get excited about. It’s generally something that doesn’t involve swearing, drinking, sex, or other more “adult” interests. A lot of them end up getting obsessed with Disney and it becomes almost a weird identity…

Going as a childless adult is the best. We did exactly what we wanted to do, went on fun rides, stayed out all day because we could and appreciated the detail and organization on a level that children can’t. We spent a week in Orlando hitting up Disney, Universal and JFK space centre and it was incredible. I’d go…

I went when I was 21 and graduated from college, and it was just easygoing fun. I went with a friend who doesn’t party, and generally like amusement parks like I do. I like the rides and just hanging out. Animal Kingdom was fun and I hadn’t been before. Would I go again? Probably not.

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

Maybe that’s what he wants to tell Open Table?

Mathers thinks the photographed woman would like to “put this behind her,” does she?

I think she would like to put this behind her

Follow up questions: she’s in love with the blonde lady, right? Who is the second brunette supposed to be? Are these her parents? Teachers? Rando adults who wandered into the school and the principal was like “eh, you look like a child wearing a Halloween mustache, you may stay” ?? Help me figure out the narrative…

the whole outfit is very rude in my opinion.

Kamala Harris is the only Senator on the judiciary committee who’s an actual prosecutor. This seems to especially bother John McCain (who’s been sitting in and interrupting her despite NOT being a member of the committee).

Hope your printed pieces of paper will help you much when you’re languishing in unemployment after your Russian traitor king nuked the economy.

You know, looking at this D&C thing, I always find it fascinating those who have chosen to go down with Donald and/or Melania. Like, these people know they are trash, and even Donald and Melania know they’re trash, which is why they work so hard (and fail) to be anything other than trash. These folks know that Trump…