Jefferson Bureaugard Sessions III is worse than Betsy DeVos.

It’s pronounced “Fuck that”.

I think of it as Lollapalooza meets H&M in hell, sponsored by Absolut, Sephora, BMW, and American Express.

I think that means one of the the twins is a girl?

Katy Perry wears an Adidas tracksuit and Stan Smiths to make paparazzi shots less desirable which is a tactic that I’d never even though of before but greatly admire.

Nah it’s not saying “she’s pretty so she must be dumb”: it’s pointing out that being pretty was the main qualification for her having a job in the first place. Hence why she got shitcanned when she showed a glimmer of independent thought. 

My job is my job. My catharsis is cross-stitching and no one can take that from me.

It’s just conjecture that Robert Kardashian knew that OJ Simpson was guilty. Also, guilty people deserve competent defence too, especially in the US where there’s the death penalty which gets disproportionately applied to black men.

It’s not about his reputation though, it’s about his kids. C’mon that is in bad taste “hey, your dad was a piece of shit!” Even if he was a piece of shit... like, what is there to be gained from saying that?

I don’t hate Kate Hudson but I recently re-watched “How to Lose a Guy” and realized that the main message of the movie is “if you’re pretty, you can be a horrible person but still be loved.” I mean, she intentionally treats the guy like shit and puts on a shit personality and...he falls in love with her anyway.…

Defence attorneys have to defend people who are often guilty. I don’t think that amounts to “bad shit.”

Oh for God’s sake. WE DON’T NEED HIS SIDE OF THE STORY. There’s a motherfucking recorded video we can all see with our own damn eyes. We literally don’t need to know one fucking thing more about this situation in order to determine that it was handled appallingly by both United AND these security officers.

They’re taking quite a beating on twitter, thankfully. The paper AND the author. The author tweeted yesterday asking if anyone could put her in touch with Dao so she could get “his side of the story.” I somehow doubt what she wrote is the story he gave or would have given.

By that logic, all citizens should shoot Betty Jo Shelby on sight. She’s proven more dangerous than Terence Crutcher. If we wait, we could very well be dead!

I would like Ashton Kutcher to go away forever, pls

‘If I wait to find out if he had a gun or not, I could very well be dead.’

I am literally sitting here on my couch waiting for someone to “kidnap” me and take me to a spa for two weeks. Come at me, kidnappers! And also someone babysit my toddler.

Also,

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.