Thanks for introducing me to Val Kilmer’s Twitter feed. It’s another excuse to postpone work for 10 minutes.

This is not true for everyone, and you never know if you are someone who might experience fertility problems. I got pregnant really quickly the first time, at 28, and then when trying for baby #2 found out I had premature ovarian failure (at the ripe old age of 31). It was really rough because docs were pretty…

The New York Times has a reputation as an excellent paper but their coverage of Iraq War 2: Let’s Really Screw it Up This Time and Election 2016: America’s “Hold my Beer” Moment makes it clear that reputation is unearned.

Comey is responsible for Comey’s actions. No one else. If the Weiner laptop hadn’t existed I’m pretty sure he would have found some other way to attempt to throw the election to Trump.

If Comey is a neutral player he would have let the American people know that one of the candidates was under investigation for…

I think it says a lot about a person that their husband sexting a fifteen year old isn’t a deal breaker.

Thank you for the dose of sanity. I was told at 35 I had no eggs left—it took me by surprise. I’m super healthy and always have been and look and feel at least a decade younger than my real age. I was faculty at University at the time and was told I could freeze my eggs, and then they told me I had no more eggs to…

The technical term for a woman over 27 who has a baby is “geriatric mother.” True story. So if you’re hearing this, and you want a baby, once you get to 30-ish you really start to feel the crush. Realistically, most women in their 30s, particularly early 30s, aren’t likely to have trouble conceiving, but the messages…

I got that too, but I still think it’s misplaced. It’s not Amanda’s fault that the myth of universal fertility expiration at 35 exists.

I’m relaxed, I have 2 kids and don’t want any more. If Seyfried’s isn’t relaxed though, she shouldn’t be shamed into acting relaxed for fear of being ridiculed. That research is interesting and hopefully it’ll be fortunately proven further that our eggs don’t drop dramatically in quality after 36.

Everyone is different, we don’t have her medical history

Yep my aunt had her first of four children at age 39. Her husband was 26 though.

I was 30 when my first was born and 35 for my second. The difference was dramatic. I had difficulty conceiving my second and suffered a miscarriage. There is higher risk of complications for mother and baby as you age, as well. I absolutely understand her feelings here. Especially if there reproductive issues in her…

I prefer to imagine Emma Thompson jamming a fork into his jugular.

Salma Hayek?

Huma, LA is no place to escape incorrigible perverts. Come to wonderful flyover country, we’ll go fishing.

All I can figure is people wish it ended “Regarding the money I made on the deal — I am distributing it equally among everyone at Us Weekly, please check your direct deposits, and bring any questions or concerns to Earlene in finance.”

I dunno, he looks like he could use some more sleep. Maybe he needs to replace his old, flattened-out pile of money with one with a bit more spring to it?

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

But the rich guy is alright, right? He’ll be okay? Please god, tell us he’ll pull through this.