A stranger carried my baby for me. He’s sleeping in my arms now, he’s 5 months old. She was supposed to come see us at Easter and now it most likely won’t happen and we are crushed. The first thing we are doing after we are released from our homes is going to see her, I don’t care what else is going on in our lives.

My old college friends and I LOVE Joe Vs The Volcano. I still watch it once a year and quote from it weekly at least. Some quotes are shorthand in conversations with my nearest & dearest: “I’m not arguing that with you, Harry!” “That outfit’s wearing you Felix.”

This little scooterbutt wishes you well ♥️

Bi or pan, throuple not couple- all of that is interesting to discuss but no one is asking the real question: is that woman’s name -Geli- pronounced like "jelly”? Am I missing another option? I didn't see the show and the only reason I want to is to find out the answer to this question.

OOoooh, I didn’t know that. So intense and all-consuming spiritual stuff isn’t new for her. 

I think Julianne Hough would make a fantastic cult follower.

I drew a line once when the close friend of a boyfriend called me “some dumb cunt” while he was drunk. (Over a card game.) He was known for his antics and his unfiltered mouth, which may have had something to do with the untreated concussion he had in his teen years. Regardless of his mental health situation he said…

I laugh at my own jokes constantly. I made a joke seven years ago that I still laugh at! I was babysitting a friend’s 1-year-old daughter. The baby was babbling with a toy banana, holding it to her ear like a phone and then she handed it to me and I said in this all serious voice, “How did you get this baman? This is…

Man I thought for a minute that the headline photo for this was of Natalie Wood and I thought:

I ended it with a FWB guy,who also in the time we were FWBing had moved in with my brother. (FWB situation predates their living situation or I would not have even started.) Anyway, I end the benefits and within a few days he showed up at the home of my ex (why? No idea.) The ex isn’t home (he’s at work) and the ex-FWB…

Starred for the Hax chat which you just reminded me I need to read!

(Not my story, my brother’s, but he’s not here, so ha!- take that Matt. I’m telling it.)

Wealth is wasted on the wealthy! I don’t understand either- I see the mansions on here of YouTubers and Kar/Jens and I just don’t get the giant shoddy mansion that looks like all the other giant shoddy mansions.

My dream house is actually made up of pods: tiny homes connected by a large deck with a fire pit in the middle. Each pod is a single room: separate bedrooms,a library, a living room, a kitchen pod, bathroom pod. Need another bedroom? Build another pod! The whole deck would be circular with the pods coming off like…

A jacket that Beverly Goldberg would ADORE

Book title please !

I became a parent for the first time just a few months after they did and I was not prepared for the gear shifts my mind would make to keep my child safe and healthy. The protective instinct is so real and I can imagine that with their lives being so public, all the crap Meghan takes in the press, and Harry’s…

I was stung by a man-o-war in Hawaii as well. And while it stung mightily for half an hour (and then less so for hours after), the wraparound welts on my arm looked badass as I lifted gin drinks to my lips for the next few days, dismissing people’s concern with a wave of my hand, “Oh that little thing there? I was…

There is a 4-ish year old Braxton in my extended family and my husband and I always have to take 5 minutes in the car to remember what his name is before any family gathering: Brigham? Brexit? Bextin? Finally this year we had a baby and learned all about Braxton-Hicks and my husband was like, “This is it, this is the…

All I could think was maybe a doctor originally lived in this house and saw all their patients there? It’s a stretch but it’s all I can come up with that isn’t completely bonkers.