Stock photos of Bud Selig are so great. I wish the HOF could add a cupped hand to the ear for him on his plaque.

Look. I get it. A lot of shitty stuff has happened this year. But this is getting a bit ridiculous. Just Google “Wedding Party Death 2015" and you get an idea of how with thousands of Weddings happening everyday, very bad shit happens at some of them at least once a year.

If we keep blaming the arbitrary time…

I guess you could say the new CBA is a kick to the balls to your average journeyman, eh?

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

Oh, yes. Heaven forbid that Penn State should ever be allowed to move on from its shameful past. We must grind their noses into the dirt. They must suffer interminably. Bad, bad Penn State. The people who played tonight must take no pride in their accomplishment, because ooriginal sin and all that.

Steve Prefondidntrain

“Is It In You?”

Unfortunately, this was still the best drive of the Rams’ season...

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

It’s a disaster, folks!

There’s no evidence that team officials are cooking the books at Levi’s, although they may have been acid-washed and distressed.

Lifetime Pass dangerously close to being revoked for whatever that was.

That Wikipedia is also an amazing thing. I had no idea who this woman was before this asshole who lies about his own military background insulted her. However, now I know SHE LOST BOTH OF HER LEGS SERVING IN IRAQ.

Well, that was certainly incoherent.

Colorblind Punter Can’t See Opponent, What He Does Next Will Shock You

Every single old baseball writer’s colostomy bags just simultaneously erupted.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.