It’s all chump change compared to mlb. This past season there were 37 players earning $20+ milion per year. Average to below average players can earn $10 million per year. And, the best part? Ever fucking penny is guaranteed.

What are the realistic odds of a Chip Kelly return?

File this under things nobody gives a shit about

It’s an entirely overused line, but indeed, meethinks the lady doth protest too much.

Ah, The Thirst Quencher ™!

Pulliam, the shooter, crossed the street. Means, the victim, followed and was then shot.

Cleveland

Not funny, but accurate? Maybe  

Long live the Gusgasm

Considering his average annual salary is $22 mill, your figure seems a bit low

My god, it is a fucking echo chamber in here.

I loved the show. It was my Friday night routine this fall 1) wait for wife to go to sleep 2) sneak out back to smoke 3) watch Eric Andre and MDE 4) have my mind fucking blown

I thought his brother wears glasses

You saw how Paul Ryan’s principled stand turned out? Trump has him eating from his hand.

Dude is a world class douche, but that is a hilarious tweet.

He doesn’t want to piss anyone off? Let me translate - all the Alabama fans are redneck bubbas who gleefully voted Trump and his subjects are black boys who surely did not.

I can’t wait for the season to be over so you will shut the fuck up about dongers

Is he familiar with the game of baseball?

Most cities are so terrified of losing their team that they bend over on nearly everything

Come again?