It would seem kind of odd to have a surplus of working, 7 year old, electrical devices sitting in a warehouse somewhere in a condition you could re-supply the public with. I would imagine deduction fed the fantasies more than greed. A touchscreen replacement would have been a bonus, but it's not like I do not have 3…

Please tell me Toy Story 5 is not them rescuing Buzz...

Glad I read the comments first, cause you read my mind.

To say that Apple is to blame for the death of Flash means that you would also have to agree that if iOS allowed flash, it would then be a long standing force against HTML 5. I do not agree with this.

I doubt that would be breathable enough for everyday clothing.

An article just like this, with the word 'nano' omitted, would be awesome!

I have a 4 with iOS 5 on it. Now it constantly loses connection to my ATT micro cell. Goes into searching. Reboot and it connects. An iPhone 4s, in the same office, does not do this.

And exactly what right does the government have to worry about my healthcare? I seriously don't want them to give a shit about me or my habits. Pave my road you fuktards.

All wattage ratings aside, I kinda gathered how this worked given age old technology.

No streaming? That should keep Coldplay out of the future. Hmmm... Now what to do about this:

Uh yeah?! Industrial toxins will do that to ya.

Must be hard to impale meat with something they would let you carry on a plane.

Ah. Like my Taco Bell lunch, that makes scents.

The bad part is not how bad the 2g sucked. It's how bad it must suck now. With updates, even the 3g does not work like an iPhone.

i superconducted once. Once.

Or maybe that Trent was behind all the music that has made his seem generic as they try to sound like him? Marilyn, Pumpkins. A couple 12 year old music on today's trailer is a testament.

Achievement unlocked!!

Stop motion filming?

Yeah, but do they taste like dippin dots?

Leverage man. The same way Dolly does not fall on her face.