I’m excited and ....scared. 

*tear*

Spreadsheets to track black friday sales?  EEEEEeeeeej

People have been saying this for uhm........proooooobably 5 years now.

People have been saying this for uhm........proooooobably 5 years now.

I’ve never heard of this streamer until now. I went to go “look” and yep - she’s eye candy and she’s doing something that is so ridiculous and hard to find out there in the wild that it’s hard not to simply watch.

Uh, didn’t Calderon start this war in the first place.

This lands perfectly as my access expires this week. 

This lands perfectly as my access expires this week. 

Welp, there go all the plebian kids still using sticks on fortnite

This is basically equivalent to some asshole doing so many assholish things that one or two of those things actually kind of help.........something.

My favorite shitty hotel hack when I have an army of kids at the beach = load up plates of breakfast cereals, muffins, apples, bananas, etc., basically things I can take to the beach with me to hand out later.

You’d be surprised. They’re all centrally located downtown too. The Decker unit is basically an old 60's hotel converted into a detention unit. It looks like a hotel from the outside. Down the street from it is a warehouse looking building housing a giant cage basically holding a couple hundred folks.

A couple of days ago I was on a fishing expedition and while riding there I was blasting at every other deer/rabbit/turkey and shit I saw.

Godamnit! I have mentioned this event to my girlfriend and she casually plays it off as me goofing off. And now...........ITS HERE AND THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!

OMG don’t fucken remind me. I still play regularly but when I read the above article a small tear formed in the corner of my eye. Siege is a nightmarish slog...............for a helmet/hat!

When I was in elementary (early 80's) corporal punishment administered by the school was............RAMPANT. It was everywhere in school. From the P.E. coach trolling the hallways with a paddle twirling in his hands to various teachers who chose to administer it in their classes on their own.

This chick is a fucken child. A grown ass woman still wearing buns in her hair and gigantic sweaters all while dating goofball idiots. She doesn’t know what she wants, but she will make millions upon millions while figuring it all out and prancing on a stage looking like a half naked teen. 

Look guys, you don’t have to get all “apple apologist” on me. I’m already in this. I’ve already got the phone/tablets/watches etc. I not only drank the Kool Aid but pissed it out a few minutes ago and thinking about having some more.

So I need the shittier camera of the XR?  Sounds legit. 

So my antiquated X doesn’t get the bokeh feature? Nice. That’s so awesome. Seeing a company you’ve supported for so long burn you over the smallest shit for a few new dollars/users. 

You can always tell when someone isn’t REALLY from NC. They always tend to recommend Bojangles/Cook out. People that live in NC and actually CARE about food KNOW there are a lot of places way better than those two.