When my wife was car shopping I felt cramped in in both the Outback and Forrester. It was strange because I feel like I fit fine in my GTI. I can’t imagine this guy feeling comfortable at 6' 3".

Cesspool of Mediocracy

Agreed, what the hell is a “hob”?

My best friend’s dad had one in bright red. I have to admit, I think these aged well, but that’s still too much coin.

Agreed, on the line of cars point. I’ve also had people get mad at me for being in the left lane because I wasn’t passing as fast as they wanted.

What about tailgating slow-pokes in the left lane to encourage then to get in the correct god damn lane?

Rebound car

I’m surprised I had to come down this far to find this.

I had a similar experience whilst wondering around a dealer lot during an oil change. I was approached by a salesperson from the Nissan section and told him upfront why I was there. We had a nice conversation about all things cars for about 20 minutes before I headed back to get my car.

Does this guy know how party or what!?

I saw someone giving his buddy a jump at the gas pump whilst smoking a cigar. To be fair they weren’t refueling.

Mine lived through a major natural disaster where we didn’t have power for 2 weeks (his 2nd and 3rd week of life in fact). He got accustomed to sleeping through gas power generators and constant chain saws... I will not be surprised if he grows up to be a serial killer.

I hate this, here’s your star.

I was at a small local blues festival a few years back and there was an old guy in the back who spent the entire time reading Popular Mechanic. I found it funny and this just reminded me of it.

Same goes for racing liveries. “Here’s the 1977 Ferrari livery on the 2019 McLaren” 

I had someone go through my car once. Made off with about 50 cents and dropped an almost full pack of Marlboros. Jokes on that guy.

Counterpoint: Don’t keep anything valuable and leave your doors unlocked. That way you don’t have a tweaker busting your window for change in your car.

I love a good table flip. Unfortunately the closest I get is flipping my dog when she’s laying in my spot in bed. (Don’t worry I only flip her against my wife. Not OFF the bed)

There was a mall near me they tore down to turn into a different sort of shopping center of some kind. They kept 2 of the stores standing in order to keep the tenants there as kind of key stones, Younkers and JC Penny. Anyway, Younkers fucked off and now UHaul is there. Not sure if you consider something built in the…

That’s what terrifies me about passing/being passed by these things on the road.