But the bucket seats have all got to go. (I know, wrong song)

Burgers are a big deal to me (maybe to a fault), but if a restaurant can’t get a burger right how can I expect them to cook an expensive item like steak the way I like? 

Fuck that, I love reading the covers of the trashy tabloids while my wife unloads the cart. (back when we could go together)

As a man with a small penis, I take offense to assumption that I would ever buy a GM truck.

Happy days! I’m just glad I didn’t have to split with my GTI.

Funny story, my wife had to trade in her 3 because it didn’t fit the rear-facing baby seat, but it fits fine in my GTI. 

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I’d take it a step farther and say he should lose his medical license. I wouldn’t trust him to give the same level of care to POC as he would to a white person.

You mean when they started beating down the door and didn’t announce that they were police? Sounds more like self defense to me. Get fucked.

I’m curious if the Mazda3 you’re looking at is a stick. My wife had a 2018 auto and I thought it would be a great car with a manual transmission. PS the GTI gets my vote as I own a 2015 and always found my wife’s 3 very boring.

Why does the phrase “hand pie” turn me on so much?

He’s already setting the stage for a fight. That’s why he’s been talking about voter fraud so much.

This just made me think.. What are the targeted ads like for these right wing assholes on FB? I assume they don’t allow outright gun ads, but probably a lot of holsters and tactical knives? Confederate flags, blue line flags, and a lot of misused Punisher symbols? 

He thinks the Lambo is slow, wait until he test drives a Tiguan. I say this because my wife and I also just had our first child and she just bought a Tiguan. Also, yes, they grow insanely fast.

First time I put more than a single dollar in the jukebox at the bar, some asshole came up and put in a $20. He then proceeded to play nothing but KISS and hit play next on all of them. Fuck that guy, fuck KISS, and fuck this car.

That was my first though, until I remembered the price. GTI+snow tires though... Works for me in Iowa snow.

GTI, it’s so simple.

Their weather coverage was also top notch.

I don’t know anyone that has seen the movie and didn’t like it.

I think the “racerboy” looks don’t bother me much because current Civics are just ugly to me.