I probably learned more about the proper way to cuss than how to actually fix cars from my grandpa. 

That Impala story is insane. If it were me (and I’m not claiming this is smart or right) I would make sure my insurance was good and run it into a tree and hope they call it a total loss.

I’m from Iowa and have never once heard someone utter the words “Harvard of the Heartland.” And have only read them once.

I’d go full Johnny Rose and buy a small town I think.

This might explain why I kept hearing “Radar Love” when I was eating a drumstick the other day.

Second

Don’t forget..

This goes for established joints too. I used to manage a bar, and the owner had been a neighborhood staple with several bar/restaurants over 30 some years. You wouldn’t believe how many people would try to get free drinks because “Oh I’ve known Al since the Truman administration.”

My wife and I don’t celebrate the holiday, BUT for a $35 donation a local animal shelter will bring a dog or cat to one’s work as a “puppy gram.” I will not miss an opportunity to send a dressed animal to see my at work. It’s also a good organization.

I liked the Integra Type-R as well, but this is my favorite. An SI was on my short list when I was car shopping last year, but I couldn’t get over the looks. 

I know my wife loves 2 things. Sour beer and our dog. Also, since this is our (my) first child I probably don’t have a great idea of post-partum life.

Thank god

I think UHaul charges $25 for an F150 around here.

My wife and I are expecting our first and people try to get under my skin by telling me I need to get a minivan. The thing is, I realized I’m not cool 15 years ago and I would buy one long before I would go SUV. Luckily there are European car reviews to reassure me my GTI will work just fine for the first and probably…

I wouldn’t be too concerned about RWD, but manual please. Also.. Speed3, Speed6, Miataspeed?

This debate is funny to me because my wife likes ketchup on her pizza.

I wish I could just get my dog’s picture on some beer cans. This would be the perfect post-child birth present for my wfe.

If anyone can get their hands on some Pulp Friction from Motorworks, let me know.

That’s funny, I live in the heartland. Good ol’ Iowa, a fly-over state. And I hate all the big and stupid trucks. Even here only about 1% of those who own them actually have a proper use for them.

I’ve never been to Turkey, but have rode with a Turkish person and it was terrifying.