The ironic thing is that there would definitely be far less straight women than a gay pride parade.

Fuckers

Does anyone know why it’s still up top even thought it’s obviously done?

I would be more comfortable with a mini van than a car. 

I just said something to my wife about feeling like I’m always fighting the auto brake in her 2019 3. It’s never made any noises at me, though, it just feels like it’s applying the breaks anytime I let off the accelerator.

Perhaps. Are there no Panchero’s outside of Iowa? I’ve always thought Chipotle was over rated

I’m not anti-avocado by any means, but I certainly don’t understand the obsession some people have over it. I like the texture it brings to certain dishes but it’s really pretty bland. Not worth paying extra as an add on item.

Learning the difference between cheap and inexpensive was one of the best lessons I was taught as a youth. It was the owner of the diner I worked at explaining the steaks he used.

Just wanted a soda. The guy gave it to me for free because he was impressed I was able to trigger it. Apparently they were supposed need a lot more weight to trigger and I didn’t start getting fat until my 20s

I did the same at Hardee’s in the 90s.

Green Bay Packers and St Louis Cardinal fans come to mind.

This is probably a spicy take for this website, but I’m instantly annoyed when I hear someone describe them self as a “foodie.”

I feel this way about Starbuck sizes. Partly because I think it’s dumb, and partly because I don’t go there enough to remember which is which.

I fell like it was. PLAGIARISM!

I also imagine a solid chunk of them lost money gambling on this fight.

The next time Steve King says something terrible and everyone is asking how he still gets voted into office. This is it.

Iowa passed a stand your ground law a few years back.

When I drive my wife’s Mazda I don’t even use the touch screen, even when parked. The selector knob really is fantastic.

I hate those air vents. I don’t know why, but I think most circle vents look cheap and make the interior feel like a toy.