You son of a bitch

This definitely happened to my buddy’s Outback last xmas eve. 

This is what I was thinking. I’ve never driven one, but if it has a good chassis then it should still be pretty fun at those numbers. *insert snarky manual transmission comment*

What about Bloodies Mary? Like Surgeons General? 

Awe

“Mare-ee” a quick Google search shows that either way is accepted, but that’s bullshit. I need an answer.

White guy here. I can barely get a tan on my face, let alone my b-hole.

and bloody marys (or is it maries?)

Why not both? *checks bank account and past pay stubs* Oh yeah.

I also own a Tornado red MK7 and agree. I’m glad I was able to refinish mine in black so they don’t look so bad.

Has the fact that Nick Offerman also appeared on this show been discussed?

As a GTI owner for about 5 months, don’t tell me shit like that lol.

What about a regular Golf? Should be able to find a 2015 or so in that price range and you’re looking close to 40 highway.

I started drinking PBR because I knew if I brought a 30 pack to a party no one else would start drinking it until I was already good and drunk.

Nothing, one of them had some road rash so the dealership took care of it. He mentioned the cost and I think it was somewhere around $75/wheel. For reference:

Same, except instead of a Viper, I’d buy a house.

Can you fold future bail money into the loan agreement? 

Depends on the wheel. I had the stock wheels on my MK7 GTI refinished in black and they look way better than the original 2 tone. I do agree that these look better in silver though.

I will never not star something from Arrested Development.

Could it have been said in a moment of frustration about the movie taking too long get green lit? Maybe he sarcastically said “PUT JULIA FUCKING ROBERTS IN THERE?!” because he felt like he was getting push back for wanting to make a movie about a black hero?