I never understood why they don’t put the Canadian GP with Mexico and US. It would make so much more sense to have a North American swing then to South America.

What if you’re a guy who drinks Scotch AND carriers a purse?

I have definitely ordered martinis in rocks glasses because I will spill most of them.

And the margins are WAY higher

What’s feminine about triangles you ask?

Is it cool to comment on your COTD article? Or is it like wearing your own band t-shirt?

This is why you see useless, jacked-up pickup trucks everywhere.

Has anyone seen the wine commercial, I think it’s Federal Reserve or some shit, that markets it as a “manly” wine? It’s ok fellas we ALL have different sized penises (or is it peni?)

It’s snowy here in IA so I have my backup sandals in the office so I don’t have to wear my boots here at work. I do love my workenstocks. 

What’s terrifying is how much those first couple sentences sound like the current POTUS

Aren’t they already using electric motors to help with the low-end?

The best description of Subway I’ve heard is that it is a “cesspool of mediocrity.”

Now to Fernando Alonso with sports..

I’m getting married Saturday and my fiancee decided on “dressy casual.” It was fun describing that to friends at my bachelor party. I will be wearing a suit.

Is anyone else aroused by the big words in this comment?

Until Boomers started blaming everything on us, then they came up with “Millennial”. It’s a lot easier to say with a snarky tone. 

Ka-shing? More like Ka-CHING!

Or vodka bar..

Because everything involved in the wedding industry is a fucking racket. Do you know what people are charging to use working barns for an evening? THOUSANDS