Worst birthday present ever.

Mine is based on income levels, which is good, but the cutoff for assistance seemed low to me (I want to say around $30k/year). Luckily there’s a physical therapist across the hall from my office that lets us use their gym for free. It’s nothing fancy, but it works.

Big dog used gets my vote.

Seriously

Jockey. I 100% plan on seeing him ride in the Arlington Million this weekend.

I consider quitting Kinja on a daily basis. These pun threads are the reason.

Eels freak me out.

I had the non-curse, curse-word talk around the 4th of July when work was hella slow. My top 3 is:

We had a teacher/coach in high school who was very good at illustrating this point. I don’t remember exactly how he explained it. Probably because I realized I never stood a chance anyway.

This is mostly nonsense, but doesn’t he kind of have a point about menus being 80% IPAs. (For the record, I don’t mind it, but my fiancee hate it.)

My buddy had one with the bubble hatch. It was a surprisingly fun drive. RIP El Gato Rojo  

I hate you.. take the damn star.

My fiancee brought this up a few weeks ago when I was driving in the rain with cruise on and it didn’t make sense to me. It wasn’t heavy rain. If it was it would not have been on anyway to give me that extra control. Now it’s time for me to send her this and rub it in her face.

Beat me to it.

I worked in the food and nutrition at a hospital for several years. The pre-packaged pureed food is also terrible.

Who keeps their potatoes in the refrigerator?

Blah blah no manual blah blah blah

Agreed, my step dad fits into this trope. He has a 1500 for the entire time I’ve known him and a Harley until about 4 years ago. He’s also a gigantic human so there is something to say about him FITTING into the truck, but he could easily get away with something much smaller as long as he fit in the driver seat.

Eight-year-old me thought that was the entire point of that game.