This is mostly nonsense, but doesn’t he kind of have a point about menus being 80% IPAs. (For the record, I don’t mind it, but my fiancee hate it.)

My buddy had one with the bubble hatch. It was a surprisingly fun drive. RIP El Gato Rojo  

I hate you.. take the damn star.

My fiancee brought this up a few weeks ago when I was driving in the rain with cruise on and it didn’t make sense to me. It wasn’t heavy rain. If it was it would not have been on anyway to give me that extra control. Now it’s time for me to send her this and rub it in her face.

Beat me to it.

I worked in the food and nutrition at a hospital for several years. The pre-packaged pureed food is also terrible.

Who keeps their potatoes in the refrigerator?

Blah blah no manual blah blah blah

Agreed, my step dad fits into this trope. He has a 1500 for the entire time I’ve known him and a Harley until about 4 years ago. He’s also a gigantic human so there is something to say about him FITTING into the truck, but he could easily get away with something much smaller as long as he fit in the driver seat.

Eight-year-old me thought that was the entire point of that game.

Judging by the Blazer I owned in high school, there is about a 0% chance 4-wheel drive would still work on this thing if it was available anyway.

One of the few bright spots of winter in the Midwest.

My 2015 GTI has fake engine sound. It’s... fine, I guess. I’m really indifferent to it, but I will not judge someone for enjoying it and leaving it on.

Also in US. Do you live in some magical are that doesn’t have Harley Davidsons? If so, do you have any leads on jobs in the area so I can move there ASAP?

I had a couple Jai Alais at the Tampa airport last year waiting for my return flight. Good god it is delicious. Also wish we got Motorworks where I’m at because I thoroughly enjoyed the Pulp Friction. 

“We have vans over here, or wagons.” 

This deserves all of the stars from a galaxy far far away.

This is awful, take your star.

Prices triple and sometimes quadruple. 

What about a Fort Transit Connect and a few cans of spray paint? Maybe hire Banksy? Also, I need to know the name of and where in AR this brewery is located. I will gladly support a brewery owned by Jalops.