Are... are they just fucking with us?

First impression: Grille.

I’m thankful they finally added an electric motor into the gearbox. I bought an LP550 about six months ago, and the power delivery has been disappointing to say the least.

A brand new, high performance, mid-engined, V8 car with a warranty for only $60k? You’re out of your mind! That would be a crazy bargain! No manufacturer would do that!

20 years? That’s optimistic. 

Except for some reason the coupe is heavier...

Inside and outside 

First LT2 available to drop into an MX5 

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Dealers are like, “OMG!!! We have 2018s in stock!” Meanwhile, Nissan and Dodge are still peddling 2008 models.

“Never let them take you to another location” is excellent advice. If someone tries to take you to another location, they’re already committing Kidnapping, which by itself is a felony that will get them sent away for years. Odds of them wanting a living witness: Not good.

I say we move away from light up badges and go all in on fast and furious style LEDs that project the logo under, and around the car at all times.

The first similar car that comes to mind that had the same completeness to its all-new-ness was when the R35 GT-R came out over a decade ago. That was a monster killer at the time with its crazy low starting price (that didn’t last long) that was already higher than the C8 will be over a decade later!

RIP Supra.

cheaper than a pickup 

Don’t piss off your sole customer base. It’s like Harley Davidson saying our new bikes won’t support anyone who weighs over 140 pounds.

mandatory picture:

Are we digging with one of those giant mine burrowers? You know, the ones that look big from a distance of ten miles and are larger than your average shopping mall?

Wait, you need to dress up at Ruth’s Chris?

Gasp! Another car from the same brand has similar design elements!?