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Remington > Sage. 

Coughanaugh

Super small peepee

What’s a turn signal?

Hi Jezebel!  It’s me again, former sexual assault and domestic violence prosecutor, asking you to stop using the heinous term “accuser.”  No excuse at all here, wherein formal charges were brought (wouldn’t happen if there wasn’t very solid evidence), and a conviction through a plea deal.  Stop being afraid of being…

How about for every Gabby Petito story Jezebel publishes, you publish two stories about BIPOC women who are missing and/or murdered?

Raising awareness to what? All the women of color who disappear and no one sleuths on their fucking behalf, because missing black women don’t get likes.

..and, once again, we have the collective force of the Internet and all News Networks wringing our collective hands for us because a pretty white blonde girl is missing. What shall we do? Who will protect our pretty white blonde girls? Can’t we waterboard the boyfriend to get answers??

Who dis Hough?

The real reason she didn’t go to the Met Gala is because it’s within 1000 yards of at least two public parks and at least one school.

That costume on Doja Cat makes her look like a rag rug caterpillar. 

iirc, people in DC also found a way to make Spencer feel unwelcome....

“Someone ripped Lil Uzi Vert’s right out of his head when he stage-dived into the crowd at a concert in July.”

You can cashapp me.

He’s not even trying to hide it.

Her bangs tested positive and decided to self-quarantine from the rest of her hair.

To anyone struggling: you are loved more than you can feel right now, and there is help available:

“Meghan and I have a lot in common,” Sinema said. “We’re both from Arizona, we love cacti... I think we’re both tough as nails, and we’re both fiercely independent.”