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I like people who don’t need to contract an illness to realize it’s a bad idea.

Umm, let’s not.

There’s absolutely no room for this sentient pink glitter Motorola V3 in this time and age, we should have left him on MySpace back in 2006.

RIP my brother. But come on, you can’t deny the experiences of millions based on your personal experiences. “Well they never did anything to ME.” is the most short-sighted, closed-off foolishness.  When people tell you the stove is hot, believe them.

Highlight of the show.

Ya’ll need to stop watching that stupid shit and putting money in their pockets.

And whenever the time comes for the next round of conservative contenders of color to be counted, Daniel Cameron is itching and inching to be first in line.

She called them “N95s,” because few things upset MAGAts as much as people wearing masks.

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My favorite Emotions song, Flowers (with EWF on the instrumentals)

Absolutely NOT. Christian Cooper could have helped prosecute Amy Cooper so that she could 1) not Karen anyone else and 2) deter other Karens from Karen-ing.

In just about any other country - and particularly those with parliamentary systems - the president/prime minister would have tendered their resignation when this came out. Hell, this would have happened here in the U.S. if literally any other person was president, right now. And if he/she would have refused, they’d

Girl, the O’Fish are an endangered Irish species!

I have to admit, I go into live-action Disney remakes with a strong bias against them, and I still really enjoyed the live-action Jungle Book.

warning that its goal is “to make decent Americans live in fear of being fired, expelled, shamed, humiliated, and driven from society as we know it,”

In fairness, a full third of the MAGATs would probably threaten property crimes against his business, perhaps arson.

Literally, a crisis actor.

He was definitely one of the Dr.EmilioLizardo impersonators!