This song goes HARD. I see why Kanye sampled this for The Game and remember that “Wouldn’t Get Far” is super fucking misogynistic.

How do you miss a 7+ footer on a bicycle? I mean, think about it, I notice kids on the road in bicycle lanes and drive EXTRA cautiously.

Goes down the checklist:

Dude literally missed his rookie season due to microfracture surgery on his knee. Chris Paul(!) has more dunks this season (yes, unofficially due to the All-Star game, there’s proof!) than Blake. The clock was ticking on that knee and BOOM.

Did not see this turning into a DOOM thread. I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT.

So... this is a semiautobiography of the 2018 Cleveland Cavaliers?

The dissonance is cognitive af in people, especially celebrities of a certain ilk.

Wheels and the Legman is back in the news again.

“If you come at the king, you best not miss.”

This ain’t it, Kyrie.

What if you don’t watch those shows in the first place? Is the book necessary in that case?

Clearly yes. In your sarcastic response, you missed a qualifying word: too. All parties involved look very bad, especially the Crypt Keeper. American Idol didn’t have to air that segment and certainly didn’t have to give any of them the redemption clout they are so desperately seeking.

Counterpoint: nah, she’s in on the grift too. As rich as her parents appear to be, why would she show up on a TV show where the contestants are generally underdogs or hidden gems using this as their big break into fame? Think about that.

Primm’s Hood Cinema DESERVES an award for biggest, blackest small channel come up during the pandemic. He doesn’t upload often, but when he does, it’s a magical gift. Just trust me on this Joe.

You see why I’m here.

If anyone could do a Verzuz with D’Angelo, it would actually be a collaborator of his (and Oakland native - we went to the same high school many years apart!) Raphael Saadiq. Like seriously. Check out his music, writing and production credits. He’s qualified.

Lady G is such a bad nickname.

Ol Chad over here is straight up humblebragging and clout chasing at the same time. Embarrassing.

Swap Taye Diggs and Mos Def’s roles and the movie would have been even better.

Something about that facial hairstyle makes people completely untrustworthy to me.