Real talk here:

I won a talent show with this song (it was either that or “I Like It” by Debarge - sang that as an encore) as a senior in high school. Peak fuckery in this song, but it also speaks to the complications of being a tethered man wanting to be untethered and free to roam.

I mean, he seems to do really good philanthropic work and has a surprisingly Oprah like foothold in BET and Georgia media.

Damn, didn’t we ask for police reform?

He’s a Florida man. That’s all you need to know.

Every time I think of Moochi Mane, I think of this:

You should. They breed Ben Shapiros for clout and generational wealth.

Are Cardi B and Meg Savage enough to be askin for a Baskin?

His “lifestyle” and saying the quiet part out loud was no longer financially expedient or beneficial to her so she cut ties.

Put the vaccine in a martini glass, and she’ll have 3 or 4. As a start.

Brunch is amazing.

Ew, the Clippers. I thought only Billy Crystal rooted for them, and I thought that was ironic fandom.

+1 Drew Magary tribute

Surprising, since I thought the best controls were keyboard and mouse.

After watching that, thank the lucky stars that Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 happened last year. As much hate as that game got, at least it tried to do something that told a larger, yet formulaic story. This game has 2013 written all over it in everything but graphics and games as a service.

Well, Kelly Waffles will continue to do her thing. Which is be a terrible human being.

We’re eating him first, right?

You ruined the joke, lol.

I’m looking forward to this. At first when I got the game, I didn’t like it (too complicated at the start with the bit system, plus that damn subtitle font). Once I got off the Groundbreaker and started exploring and questing, the game got really good.

That’s by design, my friend.