She doesn’t want to look like her real daddy, OJ. /s

Blandy is hella pressed for attention.

He’s vetting Salad Comb Karen Rachel Dratch Kombucha Klobuchar as VP?

I have never intentionally listened to any of her songs, so when I see complaints like this, I’m gonna give her a derisive nickname.

This list is... hmm... how shall we say... subjective.

Ol Fahrenheit 45 doesn’t want to get his makeup on his triple chins ruined.

It would have been much more interesting had Jackie Collins written it, rest her writing soul.

Misery showing us once again why it’s the Florida of the “Midwest”.

Name me one intentionally funny Republican comedian. In fact, those two words linked together (Republican comedian) are an oxymoron.

Elon Musk = Montana Max. Since I couldn’t make South African Hank Scorpio a thing, this should happen.

Who ungreyed the little dick energy that is gopbuyssneakers2? 

People spoke to Chasten about his new book, titled I Have Something to Tell You, which will reportedly focus more on Chasten growing up as a gay kid in the midwest and not on Chasten’s life as a presidential candidate’s spouse

Never take the elevator. Always take the stairs for the Big Con/Silent & Sneaky methods.

Diamond Casino Heist - The Big Con should be #1 or #2, as you can do serious looting with just two players.

That would be white women going creatively from one place to another, kinda like colonizing. I see your point though.

Must have tasted some of his dad’s pureed food.

This is peak, peak, peak Little Dick Energy. Yup, even the woman (women?) who was with them. Look at all of those confederate thugs.

My username says it all.

Montana Max is an idiot.

Other than elite arm strength, what was Jay “Not the Bodybuilder” Cutler’s talent in the NFL?