It’s an ugly asymmetric mess.

I was scarred for life after going to the Salem Witch Museum and seeing the exhibit on pressing. Its nuts how cruel humans are to each other.

I am kind of jealous that my father and in-laws are as liberal as my wife and I, and not right wing lunatics that I could pull endless humor from.

Agreed.  “What are you reading” is one of my favorite topics.  I would pay $1000 for someone in my office to give a shit enough to ask me that.

Ahh... you beat me to this one.

John Kelly is a piece of shit.  Stand up for America you fucking traitor.  You know exactly what Trump is doing, and can barely hide it

I agree with all of your points.  Thanks for the reply

I wish my mom had smoked weed instead of being a drunk who died at 55.

but but but but first amendment

Swap Benzema and Giroud, and France might have 4 more goals over the course of the tournament.  Dude can finish.

You play to win the game.  In soccer, that often means parking the bus once you have a lead.  Like....duh man.

We are smoking weed, man. This is way too much info and links to things I will never bother with. Lock it in a box, keep the key on your keychain or some shit. It is absolutely insane to think someone is going to have a fucking wifi camera pointing at their stash.  Cmon man.

I was a kid who played with toy/play guns A LOT. My mother was opposed to them, and I didn’t have any in the house. But sticks, shelving units, and friends toys did the trick. I played with real guns that we found at my house and other houses. I have said it before, but I am lucky to have made it past childhood. I was…

Agreed.  I would love to make a comment about “take out your legal, licensed firearm, and just put it down on the picnic table for all see”, but that would just get someone killed.  Walking away seems like losing, but at least you live to tell the tale.

Memes are getting long and complicated.  I don’t have time for humor past a 5 to 7 second loop with no sound.  What am I?  Made of time? 

People who talk about IQ are people you don’t want to talk to. Same with anyone who mentions where they went to college in the first five statements they make. Just walk away, there’s nothing good there.

I see literally no problem with that. Free electricity for everyone.

Until he adds a swimsuit pussy-grabbing component, he will never be able to truly judge their worth. Does he want to Be Best or not.

believing he didn’t show the sort of energy the president likes to see in his appointees,

This side of the bracket is not good.  Spain being out, and now, likely England is giving Russia a road to the final [shudder]