I can’t wait. One of these scratch tickets is bound to pay off and then look out little people.

It was just curious, bc Friday they had an article about face shape and picking glasses. LBJ clearly also did not read said article. Yikes

I resemble that remark. My kids have, on occasion made me happy by being quiet and immobile for handfuls of minutes.

I remember our gender reveal party. The Ultrasound specialist, my wife and I. The tech said, “look - it’s a girl.” I said “what” and she said “yep”. Good times man....good times.

Thanks. I had a feeling!!

Did you see that esquire article too........?

Amen

Good luck, Admiral.

Conservatives do.

You are weird and your points are too childish to debate about. I can’t tell if this is half-hearted trolling or not.

Palestinians care, and this conflict is not over.

Palestinians living in the non-annexed portions of the West Bank do not have Israeli citizenship or voting rights in Israel, but are subject to movement restrictions of the Israeli government. - Google

This is me right now

I knew a kid who would go around the party the next morning and combine all the wounded soldiers into one rancid mixture. He also took all the butts worth smoking and finished them off.

hahahahaha!

Please tell us you somehow got the rum into the little capri sun packet

Agreed. I thought we, the actual commentariat did this shit a few days ago, but now we have been usurped by interlopers from Twitter? No. This is why we need the second amendment. I feel like a victim of civil terrorism.

Disc golf. Please respect my sport.

It’s what plants crave

Love it. I am dying to get some sun. Only two more hours till I can break out of this salt mine.