That is the dadest dad joke a dad may have ever made.

That is one of my most hated songs. Right up there with Dyer Maker which makes me homicidal.

A sneaky good steak sauce is......

My first college roommate could only sleep by listening to Alice’s Restaurant played on repeat. I said “first” for a reason.

Ketchup is like pornography.

We’ll be inundated with quotes about how it’s unpatriotic to question the administration during a time of war.

That was a good one!

Do you like non-fiction too? I got into a history of the royal navy kick recently and could offer some suggestions there too. Lots of good stuff on Audible!

By pulling out, Trump has avoided at least $130k in funneled payments to Iran.

Who would make a deal with a country that is as feckless and unreliable as the “United” States of America at this point....?

They will be told how to vote by Fox news, and who to blame, and they will follow like children. My cynicism is boundless at this point.

I work in the environmental remediation industry and morale is incredibly low.

To this day, I am slightly terrified of power equipment because as a teen no one showed me how use any of it and I hurt the shit out of myself on multiple occasions and have some serious scars on my body. I have what looks like a shark bite on my thigh from dropping a hedge trimmer on myself while standing on a 15…

I have been desperately waiting for Mario Kart on Android for a long time. Why can we have electric cars and cloud servers but not mother fucking mario kart.

Seriously!!! Take your pre-parent thoughts, write them down on a piece of paper, and then immediately throw it in the trash because that is how effective those ideas will be when the time comes.

I live adjacent to school fields, and see baseball practices on a nightly basis. This is only based on what I have seen, but every single team that practices does the same boring routine. Coach stands on the mound and throws batting practice while 10-12 kids loaf around the field all bored. It’s no wonder no one wants…

I have already starting Be Besting at work and in life thanks to this campaign.

They are fun and quick reads, and I expect you would like them if you liked Aubrey/Maturin. Less serious than those, but give em a shot. The other series is Midshipman Bolitho (can’t remember the author).

Money doesn’t even exist. It’s all electronic tic marks.

The ignorant are (in this culture) always the most self-assured.