To this day, I am slightly terrified of power equipment because as a teen no one showed me how use any of it and I hurt the shit out of myself on multiple occasions and have some serious scars on my body. I have what looks like a shark bite on my thigh from dropping a hedge trimmer on myself while standing on a 15…

I have been desperately waiting for Mario Kart on Android for a long time. Why can we have electric cars and cloud servers but not mother fucking mario kart.

Seriously!!! Take your pre-parent thoughts, write them down on a piece of paper, and then immediately throw it in the trash because that is how effective those ideas will be when the time comes.

I live adjacent to school fields, and see baseball practices on a nightly basis. This is only based on what I have seen, but every single team that practices does the same boring routine. Coach stands on the mound and throws batting practice while 10-12 kids loaf around the field all bored. It’s no wonder no one wants…

I have already starting Be Besting at work and in life thanks to this campaign.

They are fun and quick reads, and I expect you would like them if you liked Aubrey/Maturin. Less serious than those, but give em a shot. The other series is Midshipman Bolitho (can’t remember the author).

Money doesn’t even exist. It’s all electronic tic marks.

The ignorant are (in this culture) always the most self-assured.

That’s rich coming from the guy who believes in a myth.

Only the best, right Donny Bone Spurs?

I disagree. Random means its unpredictable or unexpected.

Did you read the Horatio Hornblower series?

Also wowzers, Dan Simmons really went off the fucking rails and is now a certified piece-of-shit-crazy-asshole. So that’s a bummer.

So much effort from tomatoface for so little return. Poor bastard is wasting his life away

There is nothing random in the universe.

She’s rich.....with a single child. What on earth would Melania actually be doing when she is “focusing on being mom”. It’s all bullshit. She probably couldn’t spend two hours with Barron without some “help” on call.

A rich woman with one child “focusing on being a mom.”

YES.

They did cook people’s breakfast.

Imagine what he is like to his kids.