I work with a lot of cops.  Everything you said is false.  It has nothing to do with experience and everything to do with your assumptions and biases.

I do.  I also remember Obama blaming George Bush for everything for the first 6 years of his presidency.  They all do it.

100 minus your age in equities

Bad timing.

It didnt even work as political satire

I heard an old interview with Will Ferrell on Howard Stern.  He was the least funny and least engaging guest I ever heard.  

These cars are made in ‘merica.  Anyone who is anti-Tesla is anti-American.

Ha. Thank you for proving my point again. I guess your community college didn’t teach you how to use logic and debate. Maybe you should have finished.

You’re the angry old white guy

Something must be funny or unique to be humorous. You lack both originality and wit, so an active sense of humor wouldn’t find any signs of life in your statement.

I’m sorry. I forgot that some petulant people don’t have a measurable sense of humor. I hope you were able to make it to your safe space. Also I guess you didn’t know, but many people don’t celebrate Christmas.

I blame Trump... And global warming...

Every part of your comment was made up.  I get it.  You don’t like the FBI because they are an “authority figure”.  

But if they investigated child molestation they wouldn’t have time to beat up black people on a daily basis.

Journalists have intentionally and literally been ignored, shunned, blacklisted and murdered for investigating things that would implicate rich white men.

Uncharitable (and sadly likely) explanation:

Ha.  Just saw your comment after I said the exact same thing.

The FBI declined to investigate something that would implicate rich whitemen?!? No. Way.

Thank you!  There is nothing new here.  Phone companies already have access to all SMS/MMS messages.  That has not changed.  They don’t care.

You can keep making points for people you disagree with if you want. It’s your right.