Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

Today’s song is:

I can’t put into words how wonderful it is to not see that smug bastard Paul Ryan sitting behind Trump, nodding his head up and down with that shit eating grin on his face over every single thing Trump says. 

That. Is. Spectacular! (In the words of Her Oprahness...)

What Miller is saying is that only what has naturally risen from a property should be on that property. Using outside elements will just lead to overcrowding, especially if those outside elements are darker.

Fucking right, from ground zero. And superfuck this take that contradicts his wife’s wishes for her late husband.

In college, I worked for Marriot as a cater waiter. Since we weren’t allowed to bring in outside food and and worked through meals, I was always starving. One day I saw a bowl of dried apples and cinnamon sticks and assumed it was to garnish a banquet table, so no one would notice some missing. I started chowing…

He looks like the benighted progeny of a hate-fuck between Mike Myers and Tilda Swinton.

Speaking of Russian Spas, if you’re in the Philly area do yourself a solid and checkout Southampton Spa. Can’t recommend this place enough. $45 gets you Wet and dry Russian banyas, Turkish hammam, steambath, salt sauna, hot tub, arctic room, ice pool and more. Massages and treatments extra. There’s a restaurant on…

You should go back and find the write-up Clover Hope did about SUR, Pump, and Villa Blanca. It is hilarious. The balsamic reduction!!

You’re from Sacramento! I think my kid will be going to that high school. Clearly the affair is the whole reason VDPR happened. If it weren’t for Scheana and that whole thing, it would never have happened. Scheana is terrible, but the other people on VDPR should be grateful to her, without her and her affair, they…

I love how Brandi is such an afterthought on both RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules, even though - as you say - she and Scheana were the gateway between the two and the conduit from which VDPR came about. IIRC, the Scheana-Brandi showdown was the vignette that introduced Vanderpump’s first episode.

“At the age of 30...”

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

I didn’t include this but...!

Let us pray...

I mean, we have literal evidence that Snyder can’t see the forest for the trees. 

That part had me ROLLING! The anticipation was killing my ass. What the fuck is she going to do at the end of this slow-ass Vaseline preparation routine?