Two things.
His interview on Morning local FOX 29 TV several years ago (in Philadelphia) was epic. The anchors were in tears because he was so dumb.
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I would need to violate the Planck length in order to create a violin small enough to play for these biological RealDolls.
RED ROCK DELI STYLE RED CURRY COCONUT CHIPS
Best summary of this Euro-trip so far:
Even the TV listings threw some shade Belgium’s way:
I’m so sorry these people have shown themselves to be utter trash and am glad that you and your husband are distancing yourselves from them.
This is so depressing. A former high school friend (whom I’m not friends with but is part of local groups on fb, i.e. like garage sale groups and community theater postings and local events etc.- so I end up seeing occassional things from her anyway) is that person who really thinks she’s part of the “inside track”…
I agree. I was talking to my mother about why my husband and I no longer have a real relationship with his family. I told her “At this point, the things that make us different are more important than the things we still have in common.”
Much easier to smash into an a ungrateful person’s face.
Unless you were wearing, like, mad max post-apocalyptic rags, I can’t imagine being under -dressed for an outback steakhouse lol.
I wish your username was Don Draper and you had said that in a somewhat serious tone...
Big deal. I give up a pain-free body and clean face every time I see the words “all you can eat hot wings.”
These things happen, but at least the Phanatic is now housebroken (or rather stadiumbroken).
I had a boss who would email me, tagged high priority, with “Come see me.” Holy shit, man, I just got fired, I’m fucking fired, why the fuck would my boss send that, oh shit what am I going to do about insurance, and by the time I’d get to his office he’d smile and cheerfully ask “Hey, how are things going? What’s the…
I got in an Uber at 9am in LA, heading to the airport. I was extremely hungover. I noticed the driver was eating wet chicken out of a ziploc bag.
About halfway to the airport he stopped one of his whispered conversations with himself and turned around to offer me some chicken. It was so wet, it looked like it was…
My personal favorite was:
I have news for you that you might want to sit down for: your parents didn’t come out of the room for this event because they were fucking.