“I was like a god there. I owned that stadium.”

This substation is gayborhood-adjacent so your joke isn’t far off the mark. I wasn’t home when this happened, but my house lost power, and I had to reset all my digital clocks afterward. Fun times.

Actually I know people who do this. It’s not shallowness, necessarily. It’s partly bitterness and the ability to hold a grudge forever. If you believe you have the power to make people choose (and Katie does), you’re going to use it.

I am going with a bunch of friends to the West Virginia-Baylor game in Morgantown this Saturday and we plan to troll the Bears and their fans, for what it’s worth (not much). The spread is 17 points in favor of the Mountaineers, so your hope may come to pass. Also, someone I know was dismissed from a different FBS…

Did not know about his past, and maybe he shouldn’t throw stones, but:

I hope my explanation of Roman numerals doesn’t ruin your good joke.

I noticed the iguana side-eye too! It was reptilian COME AT ME BRO.

Would recycle that gif forever. It also reminds me of Leslie Jones’ Olympic vine exhorting the American cyclist; “PEDAL!!! Pedal like you delivering weed!”

I won’t argue your point about stats, but the very premise of the article is about young players, and how they are butt today. So they may get better tomorrow and no longer be butt. Also I’m inclined to think that sitting on the bench and not getting a lot of minutes on a mediocre team is a factor in calculating the…

If you’re like me and wondered about the title of this episode (because I didn’t remember it), look no further: it’s called “He’s Alive”, Season 4, Episode 4 (1963).

Seriously. The “source” said it like it’s supposed to be a burn.

The National Republican Senatorial Committee tweeted that in March, swiftly deleted it, then turned their fake apology into very familiar-sounding attack on Duckworth and the media like this: why are you writing about a deleted tweet instead of our talking points about how horrible Duckworth is? Presumably, the NRSC…

I agree with this, and I’d add that before the 2011 roast, Donald Trump had been riding the birther train for months, and Pres. Obama had just released his Hawai’i birth certificate to put this matter to rest (or so we thought). While he was laying down all these Trump burns in front of a large audience, almost no…

OK, so I visited her twitter feed. She’s not joking. But she loves Robert Pattinson, so...?

“I would gladly waive my right to vote to solidify the win!” That’s not how voting works, dummy. Also, #repealthe19th? So Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Susan B. Anthony, et al. were just wasting their time all along? This has to be a troll-tweet, right?

I love/hate Saving Private Ryan because it often feels overtly manipulative, but the scene the wrecks me isn’t Upham’s failure; it’s early on when the military brass have to drive out to the Ryan farmhouse to tell his mother that almost all of her children are dead, except one. She knows what they’re going to say…

What’s bizarre about this is Fivethirtyeight has Clinton 10 to 20 points ahead of Trump in New Jersey. It’s throwing money away, which ... doesn’t bother me at all. Unless the ads are for the eastern Pennsylvania TV market, but even there Clinton is still 5 to 10 points ahead. Which polls? All of them.

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front, or the People’s Front of Judea?

I support your nomination, but this is so clearly not shade (use of “MAJOR” in all caps, and Trump mentioned directly by name) that I wouldn’t be surprised if our honorable Judge issued summary judgment against HuffPo without comment. They didn’t even try to be subtle. Good burn by Radcliffe, though.

Sorry, I’m a little late now, but the Chiller TV network is showing a marathon of the revived Outer Limits series, and this episode was shown at noon today (http://www.chillertv.com/schedule). If my DVR worked, I should be able to see this episode.