petr cech yourself before you wrech yourself

Ah, right. I fixed it, thanks.

this part is my fav

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

This guy called it.

Bear disagrees.

metaphorical thumbs, buddy

Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

So brave. So moving.

really bothered by the drug culture that surrounded my childhood —not mine personally. I grew up in suburbia

You forgot don’t be a woman/don’t have a vagina

Just dont be a woman

O ye of little faith...

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.