That's blackface.

The Real First Shady.

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

Right? 'Oh no guys! I looked at the world's blowjob inventory and there are missing blowjobs! We counted them all! A few are missing. Why isn't this cat lady coming up with the missing blowjobs?!"

Yeah, I don't think anyone should be forced to do anything they don't want to do. But I do think this woman may have to search a little harder for someone who will agree to her arrangement. I guess it's only selfish if she's not up front about it or tries to coerce someone to compromise on her beliefs when she's not…

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.

On Twitter this person says he is Martese Johnson's roommate and that it was in fact Martese's real I.D. that he presented.

the ABC statement is so bad: "the arrested individual sustained injuries"

He "was injured"? Uh, no, he "was assaulted".

Ohhhhh... Blessed by the Gods be you, Number Johnny Five!

Really? Cuter than Johnny Five? Does nobody remember when this movie was called Short Circuit in 1986?

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

Barbierei will go back to his side gig sitting on the board of a pregnancy center in the state.

Ok. I don't think you understand the frequency with which I get comments like that that are 100% serious. Kinda kills the instinct to take it as a joke.