"So tell him Bobby said he's coming after him."

When asked if Browner would face any discipline, the NFL reps seemed confused, asking, "Why? Did you smell alcohol?"

Welker: [becomes concerned that the Seahawks will, in turn, target him after his multiple concussions]

Always Highlight Truthers.

With a GIF you wouldn't know that Durant brought it back from Main Street, though.

Here you go:

I want to mock it, but I had a LiveJournal and it was probably worse.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

It was Marchman, actually.

This is the first time in recent memory I've been proud of my country. Never worked a day in your life and you're trying to tell working people how to dress? Eat an inbred dick. If I ever met the royal family I would show up wearing nothing but a soiled diaper and an American flag pin. For freedom. (Not really, I'm…

Really? I'm sorry.

Dear Rams,

Please change your handle to "Idiotwithcomputer" so we know what kind of imbecility we are about to peruse under it.

THIS HAS SHATTERED MY TRUST IN THE ST. LOUIS POLICE DEPARTMENT!

I think by gunning down suspects in the street and then trying to stamp out peaceful protests like a bunch of fascist pigs that the St. Louis PD has done a fine job minimizing the "outstanding work" their organization has done for years to come.

Sadly, in this instance that typo is true as written.

I think you're right. :) That use of quotes up there was entirely intentional.