And?

Supremely well said.

Accidentally? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Obviously. I'd rather watch Scottie's Blazers over any 23 for 58 Kobe shit show any given day.

How does the other half live?

Not looking Trump in the eye during is not fucking, it's a glory hole. This is a cop out. And must be incorporated into the rules. So, basically, "no" across the board. Which is good, because God no.

I think it’s obvious that the only working muscles above his waist are his neck, shoulders, biceps, and mouth.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuk that nonsense. Do substances. I, a life long manic depressive, am currently in my office on THC infused chocolate and feeling wonderful. I dare the CDC to recommend otherwise. YOU HERE THAT, CDC?? I FUCKING DARE YOU!

“to prevent the impending one-on-one between Diego Costa and Thibaut Courtois”

You forgot to tell us where to score weed and hash oil and brownies.

This doesn’t come in Afro??? WHITE PRIVILEGE!!

Overly privileged white people learn the terrifying fact that life is about compromise, can’t deal.

In other words, humans are petty fucks who are incapable of knowing what they want at any given time and will choose their partners on some bullshit. Got it. Thanks.

Somehow got elected? Seems pretty fucking obvious to me why he’s so electable.

Racially aware white people?

I thought it was fun. And obvious snark. Why grown man so stick up the assey? No Bueno.

“Speak English, we live in Los Angeles, not Mexico!”

BTK, dude.

If it is true that the Times is the paper of record, and it is, then is is exactly what I would expect from a story written in 2015. The racism and sexism that flows through our society is perfectly recorded here. It’s amazing.

Hey Kara, a white person feels bad about your words. Tone it down. —White Tone Police.