Not to be that guy, but ¿why can't we celebrate with strangers anymore? Just bring a bottle each of something and throw the fuck down? Why? I want to have fun with strangers, with alcohols, in a safe, non sexual, way. Why no happen all the time?

some haven't evolved emotionally since high school, apparently.

What combination of buttons do I press to continue to fool the world I matter?

And now the reason why I only buy ankle socks is out. Thanks.

Philly fans are notoriously cannibalistic.

Half Baked 2 all up in yo ass, son! Do you, gurl!

Cantona, mate.

Such a disgusting human being amongst a fucking Man United goals against (large number of) human beings.

Hillary is not the one I want as my first woman president. I want Elizabeth Warren so bad, it's not funny.

Cynism is the path towards truth.

I will be hung by said rope no matter what. Why not be hung screaming for my rights?

I know the rules. We both agree on the rules. He did arrest her and now HE'S under investigation. Good.

That's what I mean. They can detain you, and that's it. I don't have to provide anything I think may be incriminating. Including my name.

I want to believe you. And in a perfect world you would be right. But I've seen cops ask for identification for no reason. Seen them do it, just cause they thought they could.

I don't think that's right. He can arrest her, but that's it. Also, not sure what the ID is going to do, in this case. Does her ID say "LEWD" on it? I'm being snarky here, but I don't understand what exactly he expects.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Just all around awesome.

I'd agree. Implying she was a prostitute (not on the transcript, because it was another officer?) is not cool. Also, he has no right to ID her.

It's obvious you don't care.

I don't believe you. That sounds like sarcasm.

It's not so much a game as it is our lives, but, yeah, being black in America is tough. Thanks for pointing that out. At least someone notices.