What shit eater thought to put white numbers on a sky blue background for the score thingy?

They think they are being so savvy with this intentional false rumor bullshit.

God dammit, Stewart! You're playing around with the future of my sex, AND LOSING!

"Sash tried hiding behind a tree, though police spotted him."

Just can't. How the...?

There is nothing we can do. I have never felt more helpless. I hope this saves at least one of these girls.

What's tragic is how hard you try.

Speak!

If you think Kunis is "it all," then ME AND YOU, AFTER RECESS!!

I'm surprisingly candid about how little I give a shit.

Not all Blacky Boo Boos!!

That's not the way Erin Gloria spelled it.

Funyuns, woman, FUNYUNS!!!!

To be fair, they we all haiku.

You make fun of her (and, usually, I am right there with you), but this is how most white people think. I am just happy she is more aware.

Why thank you.

Are you stupid?

Damn right she shouldn't. She's beyond that, sister.

The grammar on that one was pre Kinja.

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