Who thought this out? I’d really like to know their reasoning. This is hilariously bad. Lol

But like, 3rd grade science. When they teach you about non-Newtonian fluids by having you mix up that goopy stuff with the corn starch and food coloring. 

Gone horribly wrong?

Yeah that isn’t an ass made by god, it’s a science ass

AC Brotherhood and Mass Effect 3 are games that seem like their multiplayer modes would’ve been an easy solo side release.

I’m sure people will stop liking the character any day now. That’s how these things work, apparently.

Yeah y’know I thought Kotaku was supposedly one of the more “progressive” bideo game journalism sites, yet we have to get daily posts about how the reporters want to do cum tributes to the big-tiddy vampire girl every single day. Mixed messages.

the cringy thirst should only last for another couple of weeks or so.

When the last star in the sky goes dark, then... maybe. 

I once found a website dedicated to a dude posting pictures of his toys covered in his seed ... I ran. I ran so far.

It never ends!  

I never said the developers did this on purpose. However, their game design can still be considered flawed.

Whenever a character is dropped into a room without any enemy or environmental interaction, does character go through the same uninterruptible animation?

If the answer is ‘yes,’ then that’s a flaw in their…

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Cool, I can’t wait to play Jade’s game. *unzips pants*

SUPER HOT

Came here to post the same thing!

Monopolization perhaps, but I think Microsoft has been demonstrating more variety than average in terms of the type of content they are producing and licensing for Game Pass. Similar to how TV variety has experienced a boom under streaming, the shift in the metrics for success with a subscription model seems to me…

With a name like "Leavitt", I'd be surprised if he hadn't left it. Thanks everyone I'm here all week. 

Well, Loba does talk in a flirty way.

Origins and Odyssey are amazing RPGs, but bad Assassin’s Creed games. The first time I perched on top of a base and studied the enemy patrols for my ideal take-down route, and dropped down on the first guy.....only to have him take like half damage or whatever, and alert the entire base, I knew this was no longer…