Gadzooks!

Jamie Dornan is not my Christian. #NotMyChristian

The Logitech G502, which I'm using to write this post, comes with a $20 gift card and 12,000 DPI today. We wrote about it here. [LOGITECH G502 Proteus Core Tunable Gaming Mouse plus $20 Gift Card, $80]

Just in case you were unaware of the other half:

Bad assumption, from the article:

"The 17-year-old 11th grader at Options Public Charter School secretly recorded part of the encounter Friday afternoon, which police said happened at the end of an English class in Room 266"

Well, she didn't rumba to "Rip Out the Wings of a Butterfly"...

Step 1. Give permission for your house to be used as a film/TV set.
Step 2. Wait for show to become wildly successful.
Step 3. ????
Step 4. PROFIT!

Protip: Step 3 is sell the property at an amazing markup...

Yeah, both my Onza's died the same way: constant drift to the right on the right analog stick.

After going through 2 Onzas in as many months as well as a few other quick to fail peripherals, I won't spend a penny on Razer products anymore. My experience has been all hype, no substance, YMMV.

Go listen to Shiller talking about it, or go read Gizmodo's live blog:

"Schiller says that's less than the price of many 4K monitors by themselves."

Samsung's 4K monitor is one of the best deals in tech, and it's an even better deal than usual right now. Unlike most budget-minded 4K panels, this one actually runs at 60Hz over DisplayPort. [Samsung 28" 4K Display, $550]

Thanks, this was the first thing I thought of that wasn't in the list.

Buys 4k TV, connects it to console that only sometimes does 1080p...

Yeah, bought the TV for the console alright...

We have FPS's where you run around Arab countries shooting terrorists.

Next you're gonna write a story about how shocked you are that there are games produced in the Middle East that have them shooting American soldiers...

Yes.

I'm guessing that 5.7% with income under 50k got it from mommy and daddy...

Always in the last place you'd expect...

If you're worried about that I'd suggest not bothering to ask about ass to mouth... :P

Sorry, birds are gonna shit on your car no matter where you park...

And are they large talons?