In this case, defenseless player is defined further. A kicker is ALWAYS a defenseless player. He can be blocked, but you can't put a head to head hit on him regardless of whether he is attempting to make a tackle or not.

The scenario you described, if it ever exists in the NFL, only does so for multi-million dollar investments (i.e. your Mannings, Bradys, Megatrons, etc.).

I wonder exactly how long it takes to apologize a trillion times...

I'm pretty sure MTV requires some kind of train wreck to begin a new program...

I already posted this once, but it seems to be relevant here too:

His name wouldn't happen to be Clevon, would it?

MTV was great back in the day when all they did was show music videos. But I'm sure everyone's heard that one before...

No, you're not the only one. There are plenty of people who don't watch MTV.

Unfortunately, there are plenty more who do...

This is mine...

I'm sure the boys at Jalopnik could help with this one...

Just hope this isn't more prophetic than comedic:

Any thoughts on this?

Less drone strikes.

Just remember, shit that looks better than other shit is still shit...

3 Words into this I was hoping you'd put a nice hit on the Ginger Hammer. I wasn't disappointed.

This right here is the only explanation for planning an event with average on-field temperatures of 130...

I could only find a 55, no 10 to speak of...

Welcome to the "but I don't agree with them so nothing is off the table" double standard...

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Yeah, I meant the Foxbats in the back.