Ladies and gentlemen, Herp and Derp! Give em a big round of applause!!!

VOTE: Zalman ZM-VE200-SE Portable Virtual ROM Drive

I saw the subject and had to make sure this was nominated. Best piece of hardware I purchased this year. Comes in especially handy when you have a Technet subscription...

The pilot reportedly complained that the borscht was terrible and the women were too hairy...

When your former CEO spends time complaining that people will need to sand down their fingers to use a 7" tablet and extols your devices as being the perfect size, then pull a 180 bringing out devices in those form factors, you're a follower.

Actually, it has exact bearing on this, SRT, a caching SSD (like the 300 series in either 2.5 or mSATA), and a standard HDD are exactly what "fusion drive" is.

Look up Intel's Smart Response Technology.

But does the mini come with the sandpaper Steve Jobs said people would need for their fingers?

Because they're already following the laws against robbery?

Wow, that really looks like it hurt. Maybe he should put some ice on that...

Too late, they already took your money for this, and they aren't stopping anytime soon...

Good thing no one activated it, the car could have ended up in Hoboken, New Jersey...

"If a suitable target isn't available, the Devil Killer will return to base for retrieval."

The translation of "Improved Aluminum Quality" in Shenzhen...

How about some renderings of the sandpaper Steve Jobs said is needed for users to file down their fingers? And will they be shipping it with the iPad mini or will it cost another $30 in the Apple Store?

They need to do the 6000 SUX...

Those are Thunderbolt ports, and no, you're not going to be able to do 10GBps transfers to your iDevice with lightning port. You can convert Thunderbolt to USB if you want, but all you're doing there is wasting money on an adapter.

Because any judgement in Samsung's favor would require payment per infringing device, as well as banning future sales unless a licensing agreement were reached.

Actually, Sad Eli face works very well with The Price is Right's sad trombone...

Can we get Kurt Cobain back?