No. I like Jason Statham, but I fucking love Layer Cake and I'll have a hard time seeing anyone but Daniel Craig in that role.

Definitely the darkest transmission I've read all day.

I laughed harder at this "demonstrating a fact" line than anything else in that episode.

I would just be so happy to see a "Mac Gets A Boyfriend" episode. The way they've been hammering home that Mac's gay, they've got to confront it at some point.

That dinner scene with all the condiments was fantastic. It pretty much saved the story from being pure retread for me.

I know I'm tired because I first read that as "Charlie Brown got arrested for felony assault".

Yeah, the black vampire was the best thing about the episode for me.

Is that really what you think is the problem? And have you not been here long?

To be honest, I have a hard time buying most weeks that anyone in that family actually likes or cares about each other with the exception of maybe Phil who's pretty sincere about everything.

I thought it was about the pictures Dana looked through.

It's a good episode, but I agree with Zach that "Midnight" or "Waters of Mars" are scarier episodes of Doctor Who. I'd give the edge to "Midnight" myself which isn't traditionally scary but terrified the pants off me and is all the better for its inexplicable monster and the monstrous turn the human bystanders take at…

I don't know what you're talking about. Oldman was great in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. It was different than what he's done before, but no less a master class in acting. I've seen it a few times and I'm still blown away by how economical that performance is.

Actually, I'd watch a Journey Into Mystery movie, but for that we'd need a kid Loki.

It should be mentioned that there are different cuts of the movie, and this cut is the short, simpler version for western audiences. I haven't seen this one yet myself, but I did see the 123 minute long Berlin Film Festival cut.

Yeah, what's this sarcasm doing on an Onion affiliated site devoted to pop culture criticism. There's no place for that kind of tomfoolery in our criticism or our criticism of existing criticism because this is SRS BUSINESS. 

I only did Sunday. Wavves was great (as were Phoenix and Palma Violets), but I regret not being able to see the National or New Order's Joy Division closer.

Mark Gatiss will be taking over for Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen so she can pursue more theatre work.

I remember Pride & Prejudice being pretty good.

"Hello, Will"
"Hello, Dr. Lector."

All the fan-fiction this is gonna spawn…