Your other post about cloning Tyrell has me thinking it'll be something Metal Gear crazy.

I drink my orange juice with tonic water. 50-70 percent of the sugar and it keeps back the malaria.

It didn't work. I just remembered that the wall of terribleness continues to be unbeatable. I need some Bojack to negatively reinforce my unhealthy coping habits.

Stop that! It's talk like that that's going to set me on a rogaine regiment before I turn 25.

2015, my year of bad therapy, must have messed me up more than I thought cause I didn't come away from this episode with anything other than anger at the idea that mindfulness can be so easy.

Ain't got nothin' but love babe, eight days a week.

Bleh, I spent my junior and senior year of high school as an aide in the library to fill periods and my job was half shelving and half making sure their was three to five inches of space at the end of each shelf. Like Hell if we were ever going to get a marked amount of new books though and like Hell if it ever…

Did you expect it to basically turn into Gravity Falls from there out?

The Rock of St. Peter turned out to be a corrupted gem that smashed the entirety of Catholicism, even the heresies.

I was an aide in my high school library for two years (my school did not at all amuse students with too many credits just leaving early every day) and it is impossible to roll around on one of those rolling step stools like Steven did. At best you can jump at the thing at an angle and get an inch or two before the…

Ignoring Pearl's period do for a sec, Connie's hair was killin' it this episode.

Thus leading to one of the greatest fights at the Simpsons home.

For weeks that word's been on the tip of my tongue whenever I'm trying to think of a word to use, completely aware that in none of the circumstances was it at all applicable. It's a relief just to see it used.

Shut it!

Children's film about a blend Irish mythology and Roman Catholic history. It's beautifully animated.

It's the next film from the Secret of Kells people. Would you like a Neil Gaiman novel set in Ireland? Because that's the long and short of it.

Better, Sardonyx has the ultimate combination of Garnet's future vision and the grace of Pearl: Genre savvy showmanship.

Monster Reunion
Gem Hunt
Bubbled
Know your Fusion
Mr. Greg

Explain everything!
The A.V. Club

Wait, are we not getting reviews for the post Steven Nuke episodes? but I like it here. I don't want to go back to the subreddit. The episode thread always gets too big for its own good and its Reddit. Everyone I like is here. SomeRandomGuyOnTheInternet is here.