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I like the cut of this new Red Priestess' jib. In fact I've yet to run into a Red Priest I haven't at least grown to like.

Everything's coming up Tormund!

It kind of sucks that we do know exactly what the cure is. Well, I don't actually remember it but Stannis gave the whole spiel to Shereen however many seasons ago. So Jorah has to just go do that thing.

Yara Greyjoy: rebuilding the fleet Carly Fiorina style, making the Iron Islands great again Trump style. So why can I get behind her?

BACK IN BLACKFISH!

Yeah but I like the urgency and personal stake of what Jorah's questing out to do. It just feels so much more Obsidian.

Being assigned by your queen that you love to journey across oodles of lands to find a cure for the terminal disease afflicting you sounds like a great setup for an RPG or tabletop campaign.

If that were the case then the sans-direwolf Ned and Benjen would still be alive.

Worse, it's the Crystal Gems' Jersey counterparts: the Chris Crystals.

Lapis v. Yellowtail for control of the sea!

Oh fuck PETA by the horse they're complaining about.

It's the Dothraki. Horses have probably pooped, been fucked, and have been born in that yurt.

That's assuming that after that Sons of the Harpy massacre there are enough Unsullied for anything more than set decoration.

It seems up Ramsay's alley to keep the alluring visible knife dull just in case things didn't go 100% the way they did.

Love that there's the necessary shot of the bow Robin drops hitting the ground. Do you want twisted limbs? Because that's how you get twisted limbs!

That whole time Richard was getting badass with his ultimatum I couldn't help but think about when he was on The Late Late Show.

Even moreso that Gilfoyle specifically isn't using one.

Pearl: Well, what did he say?
Amethyst: Well, he's not happy, obviously, and he wants his drugs back, and that guy who sold 'em to me's not gonna be playing the violin any time soon.
Steven: Because?
Amethyst: Because a violin would probably dissolve in the same big drum of acid they dissolved that guy in.
Everyone else:

Well, behind Big Head of course. By the end of this Big Head's going to be sovereign ruler of the Valley after the series of embarrassing victories in his war of succession from the Union.

Remember when Gilfoyle seemed weird?