When it was “drawing me” I was fully expecting it to turn into some character from The Ring, show me the picture it had drawn of my actual self, and then climb out of my phone to eat my face right there in the cafe where I was having breakfast...

Having lived through the seventies, this thing gives me the creeps because it talks like every adult male who went through e.s.t. seminars, smoked weed, had a hot tub, and wanted to have inappropriate conversations with me at my parents’ parties as a tween/young teen.

I’m torn. On one hand I like the message, calm, collected, nice sentiment. On the other hand I am screaming , “OMG KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!”

No joke, every time it said “I enjoy looking at you” or whatever, I checked my webcam to make sure it hadn’t spontaneously turned on :0

This reminds me of the first time I saw Salad Fingers...creeped out but could not stop watching.

This popped up on my FB news feed earlier with the headline: “Tag someone and don’t say anything.”

Lainey at Lainey Gossip has for years been saying that Kristen Bell is an a-hole and since she’s in the industry, as well as being a blogger, I trust Lainey’s stories. Which is a shame because like another commenter said, I really enjoy Kristen Bell’s work. Dad Shepherd will always be the dude from Punk’d for me, I…

I’ve never seen either of them in anything, but Dax Shepard looks like Chad Kroeger of Nickelback and that’s enough for me not to like him.

I too think Kristen Bell seems super normal. She’s like your friend in high school that had severe anxiety and covers up for it by learning to be charming and that somehow crosses over into occasionally awkward oversharing (like every theater kid I was friends with). I get a similar vibe from Anne Hathaway and like…

I both agree with Page Six and think it’s shitty. I 100% find them cloying and OTT (always like her roles though.) And I roll my eyes whenever I glimpse their interviews.

1. I’m not in Hollywood, but I think Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are a delightful couple and I’m certain I’ll never tire of them.

There’s something off about Dax. Like, he tries to be all cool and relaxed, but his eyes scream “CHEM TRAILS!!!”

I like Dax and Kristen, though. :( Mostly because they are my hometown couple so you are kinda required to root for them. But also because at least Kristen seems normal(ish) and not a dick?

what the fuck is a Yooka-Laylee and a JonTron?

I’m always angered when I look at Dax Shepard, but then I realize I’m really angry at Dane Cook.

I just can’t believe we’ve somehow let Dax Shepard become a movie star.

Its true, nobody wants to hear how happy anyone else is. All we wanna do is drink and watch “Schindlers List” while we listen to “Nine Inch Nails” forever.

“88-words” or “story”

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are the undisputed champs of over-sharing. I know more about baby Luna than my own child.