blackhistoryisbetter
Blackhistoryisbetter
blackhistoryisbetter

Robert De Niro has to hear “you looking at me?” for the rest of his life. You have to listen to “I heart T.S.” for the rest of yours.

Give up, Tom. People will be asking about this foolishness for years, until you do some new foolish thing.

Yeah, you can’t just call the paparazzi to come and shoot you loving up America’s Sweetheart on some New England rocks, wear this wife-beater in full view of humans*, go on a worldwide tour of public PDA and then say “Oh wait no. My private life is private.” It isn’t anymore, bub.

He’s...an actor.

He’s upper class English. They don’t age well. All that poshness causes wrinkles.

Is it really hate? I don’t think anyone ever hated Hiddles, just laughed at the fake romance.

(pssst: some actors do that.)

Facial expressions are a large part of his job tho...

In all honestly, I think Hiddleston is becoming...oddly endearing to me? There’s just something I enjoy so much about him steepling his fingers and saying things like ‘I’m just thinking about this.’ It tickles the hell out of me. I, for one, welcome this new, regret-filled, bitter Tom Hiddleston that probably wakes up

You didn’t get the updated Excel sheet?

Tom Hiddleston has always been THIRSTY AS FUCK while pretending thirst is something totally beneath him because he’s so deep and woke. He’s neither deep nor woke. He’s an annoying, thirsty little twat. Happy to see other people finally coming around to this realization.

Guys, Tom Hiddleston values his privacy. He’s chosen to keep his relationships quiet and we should follow his lead. Respectful, private, classy.

Man, he swung by and assessed me for street repairs. I had to pay $115 for each hotel!

When I pointed this out to Community Chest the Rapper, he awarded me $10 for second prize in a beauty contest.

$10,000 to 10 schools equals $1 million? Is it maybe $100,000 to 10 schools??

Yes - 10,000*10,000 =/= 1 milion. Even in Trump’s America.

Michelle Obama should be the mayor of Chicago.

Chance is the only fucking major figure who cares about CPS and it is disgusting.

“Chance the Rapper announced that he’s donating $10,000 each to 10 public schools in his hometown of Chicago, for a total of $1 million”

The tone and manner of the article would suggest that you should feel outrage. Not “rapist goes free” outrage... but still some outrage.