Yeah, the 1950’s idea of what an ancient Egyptian looked like. Brenner was of Russian and Roma descent.

Alternate outfit

Two- Hathor is Elodie Young, her father is Cambodian.

This is why I love this site.

No no it is fine. The Egyptians just WORSHIPED white gods.

No, no, it’s a white man playing the god of the Egyptians. Mighty whitey indeed! :P

YEA VERILY, COME AT ME BRO!

Why do I get the feeling they only included one black actor to portray an Egyptian god so they could say “LOOK! They’re not ALL white!1!”

If the Gawker insurance package is anything like mine he would be lucky to get a roomba with an ensure bottle and a straw taped together. (Maybe a free download of “My Left Foot” on Amazon) Definitely not getting MIT bionic arms on my plan.

Fahey didn’t ask for this!

He didn't ask for this...

Stop being such a baby, Fahey. You know what happens in the future when something like this happens to you, right?

That’s fucking brutal. Dethlok would be proud.

Yep. Pretty good laugh at the stove, then lost it when I saw the oven.

Peanut sauce had my crying. Keep it up man.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

(There’s something weird and probably sinister about the whole story of his war years. He couldn’t *be* transferred to guarding a KZ-Lager because he was an enlisted man in the Luftwaffe.

I love this piece.

You know, this might sound trivial, but it really pissed me off that Johansson sued that French author who wrote a book about a woman who looked like her. It seemed really, really petty and I haven’t been able to look at her the same way since.