Murder is not how “men” deal with break ups. It’s how this individual dealt with his.

NATO says this exercise involves 36,000 personnel from about 30 countries, none of whom told the American soldiers in these trucks that they might want to air down their tires before hitting the sand.

He does look confused which is why I’m sitting here screaming internally, “TAKE YOUR FUCKING HELMET OFF SO HE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!”

Ports of Essen!

“It’s weird. I was calling a bunch of other comedians rapists, and he was the only one people took seriously.”

All the while, Republicans tweet out flowery statements on MLK Day and even insist that King was one of them, ignoring that the GOP is a different party today than it was then...

it is a day of service, and there’s no public service quite like showing your ass.

That’s all right, Big Daddy. Keep your chin up.

Nice typeface.

Buddy. Buddy’s happening.

Son, my Saitek has been asleep for like 10 years. I don’t know what to say. It has its own room now. Sometimes I just knock lightly on the door and ask it if it wants to eat. When it ignores me and rolls over in bed, I just leave in silence.

...he was cast in Luther (which is an amazing show and an amazing role) off the back of his success in The Wire - an American role that he doesn’t think he’d have found an equal to had he stayed in the UK.

This is it right here: The Oscars are bullshit anyway. So whatever. I do think artists of colour boycotting the Oscars would make a difference - and I think they should - but don’t even track the results of the boycott.

Well, not Mr. Elba, of course! A revised James Bond.

If I’m being honest I’m glad he won’t be Bond; 007 is a dead horse - anachronistic is an understatement.

The problem with American diversity is we treat it like a logistical thing: “We need 2 more black people and a Mexican. Oh, and see if there are any more Asians in the back there. If not fuck it, we’ve got deadlines.”

I’m looking at quality vs. quantity. If there’s one black person in a film and he’s properly depicted as being relatable to his on-screen peers then I’m fine. I just don’t want any stereotyping - limitations put on my kid’s imagination and self-image.

In other words, if I wanted to star in a British drama like Luther, then I’d have to go to a country like America. And the other thing was, because I never saw myself on TV, I stopped watching TV.

Meh, the little niggas are fine.

Really? It’s that serious?