bullshit

Yeah, I know that’s true. And trust me that I felt angry on his behalf and on all of our behalves when it’s clear how tenuous our freedoms are, but man that guy is a slimy little bastard (and most likely abusive).

Stephanie got Jay and Adnan to do it to rid herself of the competition. Duh.

Jay was the one who led the police to Hae’s abandoned car. He was definitely involved. Adnan did it...his story varied because he was trying to minimize his involvement and cover up the fact that he helped dispose of the body.

Anyway, this is a good reminder that as much as fans may hate rival teams and players, the players themselves almost never do.

Right?!? They’ve got epic battles between Redskins and Cowboys, Patriots battling Chiefs for supremacy over the land, and Texans getting slaughtered attempting to defend their building. Let’s get it done!

Bill Barnwell has a good piece on the numerous late-game decisions in last night’s Packers-Cardinals contest, in which he argues pretty convincingly that the Packers should’ve gone for two to win the game. [ESPN]

Most death is sudden... Oh.. Oh. I get it.

Good catch. For the record I have eyeballs, earballs and noseballs. As well as feelsballs. But no balls.

Seriously, women need to fuck off on this one. Pick another hill to die on. We do not sit with our thighs/knees together, it applies uncomfortable/painful pressure to our balls. Our shoulders are already wide enough that you are not going to have access any space saved by having our legs closer together. Stop busting…

I’m probably going to be crucified for this, but it seems pretty mean-spirited and unhelpful to continue dragging Jennifer Lawrence under the bus. Joy wasn’t good, but she did well in it. And she isn’t the only white actress nominated. And she didn’t cast herself. Or nominate herself. And really, who we’re angry at…

Or he could go play in another league.