*Perl

"How can two people’s view of the same situation be as different as night and day?" I think the answer is to realise that the truth lies somewhere in the middle. We're not just seeing their memory, we're seeing their interpretation of it, as if the character themself is recounting it back to us. Thus one character…

Curse my feeble, un-caffeinated 8am brain! should be Rosa/Terry.

"Fuck Nick Cannon."

he was always going to be a third wheel, since the plot pairings this week were Jake/Amy, Rosa/Terry and Gina/Holt. If they'd have tacked him on to the Rosa/Diaz plot,the reviewer would've just complained that he would've been better in the Jake/Amy plot. I think there just wasn't much for him to do this week and so…

I know right? since Battle Creek was canned I was thinking, please don't let Dean Winters take any other jobs so he can at least be the interim captain. So psyched to see where they go with it.

"icicle-finger-up-the-vagina" would make a fantastic album title.

All for saying a few words in some funny voices.

Had to pause to read all the porn company names.

and he celebrated this morning #creepysmile

Great scene, but annoying since it put "come my lady, come come my lady" in my head for the rest of the night >:(

Battle Creek could've been a good show…even a very good show. It's a shame it was ridiculously boring.

FUCK YES THIS NEEDS TO OCCUR.

He was pretty fucking awesome as the cult leader in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, so I can see it working.

Did some of Holt's insults directed at Wunch (succubus, crocodile etc) remind anyone else of something Ron Swanson would've said to Tammy 2? (in the best way possible of course)

I'm still anxious to see what happens when Moe gets a cell phone. Though since I've only watched sporadically for the past few years, they've probably done it already.

So you're saying he and Chevy Chase should team up to do a buddy cop movie or something?

Can't we have one article which doesn't end with someone referencing digging up a corpse?

What is it with Fox cancelling promising shows before they really get a chance to shine?

Gotta nuke somethin'.